Teacher : How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home.
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(Source: likelovesongs)
I hate mood swings
one minute you’re like:
and the next you’re like:
and suddenly you just want to punch a bitch:
And then you find everything offensive:
And everything stresses you out:
And then you’re happy but everyone else is pissed off with you:
So you hide in your room:
And eat bananas:
LMFAO THE LAST GIF MY GOD
lmfaoooo
(Source: lejenndary)
Reblog if you remember this. Or had one of these.
SCREAMING. I HAVE ONE OF THOSE FUCKERS IN THE BASEMENT.
(Source: amourandpsyche)
imagine being tumblr famous
getting 161845285 questions a day
everyone reblogging your posts
everyone liking and reblogging your photos saying how good you look
losing 1 follower and not caring cos you have like 5000
being able to say whatever the @#!*% you want because everyone loves you
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